1. How-To Shit in the Woods 2. How-To Have Sex in the Woods 3. How-To Be Pope 4. How-To Start Your Own Country 5. How-To Be Happy Though Married 6. How-To Rent a Negro 7. How-To Lose Friends And Alienate People 8. How-To Become a Schizophrenic 9. How-To Read a Book 10. How-To Speak with the Dead: A Practical Handbook
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