What were these dumb criminals thinking? They could use a crime guide after botching these jobs. Here are some tips they could have used.
As you watched George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Ocean's Eleven, did you think, Hey, that's not a bad lifestyle; how do I get that job? If you did, then this article is for you. Because if you think the average criminal ends up with all that dough, not to mention Julia Roberts, then you really are a dolt, and you desperately need these cautionary -- and true -- tales.